Baruch Porras Hernandez has been called a Flan come to life, and is a writer-stand up comedian originally from Toluca, Mexico who came here to steal all your jobs and make out with all of the hot dads. He is the author of Lovers of the Deep Fried Circle, I Miss You Delicate, Sluts, and The Dreams I Dreamt. He's performed all over North America, had a donut named after him at Dynamo Donuts, and wants you to follow him on the socials for more Mexican Slutty Goodness.